squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

squaddle

A pack of aquatic aviary creatures (i.e. geese) that linger in highly trafficked areas and impede migration.

I hate when squaddles of Canadian geese wont get out the fuckin road!

by Vito3334 April 3, 2020

squaddle

when you need to squiddle a waddle but the flipper dipper tanks the skank and snuggles the buggle but the dfslakjlsjdf;laj'ljvoihogj;dslkg;ajvoiacv;oiasjoifjasd

"did you have to squaddle?"

"Michael

by wanker!! September 6, 2022