squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals

slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out

by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Squarehead

Usually used to describe a Bosnian who begs Croatia, can also have a literal translation that somebody has a head that is a perfect square .... This person tends to get no love

Your from Bosnia you Squarehead..

Hes shit on the playstation and he has a head the same shape as the TV .. what a squarehead.

by Dayvan Wayvan May 7, 2010

squarehead

a person who is extremely cheap. Often of Germanic or Eastern European descent. Behaviours often include pack-rat stockpiling of useless items, refusal to throw things out, and salvaging things from the garbage.

My mom is such a squarehead. She won't let me throw anything out.

by BSKM February 16, 2009

Squarehead

A person with at least three of the following characteristics, with the 7th criterion being a must.

1. Is an Asian, who pretends to be black, just because he (or she) is tan
2. Thinks he is good at running
3. Cheats in almost every class
4. Is shallow (prejudicial towards girls who are unattractive to him)
5. Does not know what a cello is
6. Has a computer that takes at least 15 minutes to open up and close photoshop
7. Is conceited at times
8. HAS A SQUARE HEAD

1. Dude, who is this conceited Chinese guy who thinks he's so cool, trying to cheat his way through life and?

2. That's the infamous squarehead.

by SONAR QUACK~! February 16, 2010