Splfrgh

a vibrating 'Sound' to denote someone blowing their tongue at you.

boy 1: Hey, that's my place that you are sitting at newbie??!!

boy 2: Splfrgh... so go find a new one.

by WordyBirdy February 28, 2012

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

splurg

The opposite to both "Yes" and "No".

"Can I have a pancake?"
"Splurg"

by Fernando Martinez March 18, 2004

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006