Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011

Spooner

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."

That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.

by Harold G February 15, 2008

spooner69

when you are having 69 and your freind jumps in and starts spooning you while you are doing 69

spooner69 when you are doing 69 with a person and you leave out your best freind so you tell him/her to spoon one of the two 69ers

by spooner69hi May 2, 2011

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Spooner

When someone absolutely bottles an easy opportunity in football

SPOONERRRRRRRR

by Big Niko June 17, 2021

Spooner

A super fan of the character Silver Spoon from Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Man, I love Silver Spoon so much , I'm such a spooner

by Woods.org October 28, 2023

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020