Splinter Group

A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring

This pub is shit, let form a splinter group and go to that lap dancing club around the corner

by HJOlympian June 9, 2010

Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.

by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

by eastgod November 29, 2018

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.

splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.

by placebox December 30, 2007

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006