shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

leg-sling shoulders

When a guys shoulders are just so fucking broad and perfect you want him to put your legs on his shoulders so he can fuck the fuck out of you

Luke Hemmings has perfect leg-sling shoulders

by Claire Hemmings February 15, 2014

Splinge

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

by Flade June 13, 2015

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

salinah

A beautiful young woman who will love you unconditionally and be loyal but knows when to be a bad ass. She loves to take risks and rebel but knows when to be a classy lady as well.

Salinah is the most loving girl I have ever met.
Salinah is suck a badass.

by luxvincent December 18, 2016