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Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.
The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.
by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012
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Slatch

A dirty hoes viginia
Your a slatch
by gjjvdhkkh May 2, 2017
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Slatch

(verb) To receive or catch something that is slid across a table or countertop such as a remote control or cigarette lighter. Also used to let an individual know of your intentions of any type of sliding action.
"You never slatch anything I try sliding over to you."

"Aye Chad, SLATCH!"
{while in the motion of sliding lighter}

"SLATCH ME!!"

"Of course I slaught the remote control, how else do you think I corked my finger?"

"She slatches about 90% of the objects slid her way."

"If you'd start slatching them I'd slide more at once!"
by PostTophMortem June 18, 2017
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Slatch

Bruh: Yo your socks are untied!
Homie: Quit slatchin’ bruh!
by Yung Ballsac May 29, 2019
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spatcher

You ever been slung a fat 8" cock? Oh yeah he was Spatcher!
by Atxbmw September 15, 2022
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Warm spatch

A warm area on a chair/sofa/seat that has remained warm from the person before you's body heat.
Dad you can't ask me to move I've built up a warm spatch
by Spicegoat October 26, 2013
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slatch

by J Regan September 10, 2003
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