Swinking

To "swink" someone, or to be swinking, is to cum in a girls face while totally and completely drunk and high at a party. All while being taped.

Yo, my nigga Taylor was swinking on some freshman hoe at last weeks party!

by Jetslag970 October 25, 2012

Sinking-a-digit

The term 'Sinking-a-digit' is commonly used when referring to a technique of female masturbation.

In most cases, the finger is 'sunk' into the females vagina with the view of creating an orgasm. This technique can be used on oneself, or administered to a 'special friend'.

In some circles, 'Sinking-a-digit' can be used on or by men, however this depends on several different variables. Mostly, the male must enjoy arse-play!

Boy meets girl at the fair, boy falls for girl, they board the rollercoaster and boy begins 'sinking-a-digit' into his new special friend.

by Rang-Rang January 30, 2010

Spinning Timbo

On Fifa 11, a player who is unable to score no matter how hard he/she may try. He/she usually gets close but ends up missing in a frustrating/laughable manner.

Player 1: I need to score! I need to score get me the ball!

Player 2: Okay here it comes your wide open you better not miss!

(Player 1 shoots, hits the crossbar and the defender kicks it out)

Player 2: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!?

Player 3: WTF MAN!?

Player 1: Sorry guys.

Player 4: That guys a Spinning Timbo.

by Fifaplayer123 October 9, 2010

Spanking

It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.

Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!

by speakingjustfactz September 25, 2023

spanking

The act of repeatly slapping that booty with one's open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.

I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!

by solrac January 3, 2004

spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018