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spinalbiafalitis

A very serious back ache with restrictive arthritis like symptoms extending from the neck and shoulders down the spine to the lower back and hips. This condition is usually the direct result of extended sedintary horizontal activity such as horizontal folk dancing.
Sorry boss, I can't come in today, my spinalbiafalitis is flaring up again.
by PMSQueen February 7, 2010
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spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
by amywarhol September 4, 2016
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spindlebanger

the kind of person who would have sex on a bicycle
Steve is such a spindlebanger. He'd totally pork someone on a bike.
by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017
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Spindlewhore

A girl who teases their boyfriend to the point where his chromosomes separate, much like what a spindle does.
Poor Johnny. His girl keeps playing games with him. He’s losing his mind. Damn spindlewhore doesn’t know when to stop.
by 01ESUOH November 2, 2017
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Spinal

When another person's spine is protruding and pressed against your body. This also applies with elbows and knees.
As Charlotte pressed her body back against Nick, he could feel her skinny, bony frame poking into him. "Charlotte, you're so spinal!"
by The Little Bear February 16, 2018
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Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.
I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.
by Whisker Biscuits December 19, 2019
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spinal cord

a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha
-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?
by modaphuqer January 22, 2020
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