Skiddle

Scottish slang for what you're doing when you've got your hands in the washing-up sink but you're not really doing anything constructive.

"He was having a skiddle when doing the dishes."

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Skiddler

A word commonly used amongst the residents of Grant D block of the lawns student halls in cottingham.
we are unsure of the actual definition but is generally a colloquialism for friends

"alright skiddler adam"

"what you up to you skiddler?"

"what are we skiddling today??"

by Skiddler dave and charlotte and james and alex November 21, 2006

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

Siddle

When your sitting and someone slides under you ready for hard sex

He siddled under me

by KayDtarr3 February 4, 2020

speddlers

A user who needs extra help in school with no social life outside of discord often with the inability to talk to females.

You're a speddlers.

by Loganish August 2, 2021