When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!
I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!
by Gamerboi777 October 25, 2017

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?
by waldnerdd July 3, 2008

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.
2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.
3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.
3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

Attempting the gallon challenge, while riding a bike or other two wheeled, motorized device, playing loud techno music, and vomiting on innocent bystanders
by nick&cody April 3, 2010

AKA Bacon Spunk
-Noun. The white chunky film left on cooked bacon that has gone old and cold.
-Adj. Any item tasting slightly Bacon-ish
-Noun. The white chunky film left on cooked bacon that has gone old and cold.
-Adj. Any item tasting slightly Bacon-ish
The Bakey Spew was particularly smoky, not to mention salty ye delicious.
Weird, that cupcake icing is bacon spunky.
Weird, that cupcake icing is bacon spunky.
by Backo March 4, 2009

After you blow your load in the bitches mouth, hold it shut and punch her in the gut. The jizz will come out her nose and dribble down both sides of her mouth like a Fu Manchu mustache.
by Professor of carnal knowledge December 29, 2010

by Ghostofchris July 24, 2009
