Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.

"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"

by fizzwig September 28, 2012

ae.spector

He is so mid even storm can agree to that.

ae.spector is mid in editing.

by tomhollandfan April 30, 2022

Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

sweeto cheeto

1. something that is beyond wicked cool.
2. a really good cheeto

-"Hey! I got an awesome new guitar today!"
-"Sweeto cheeto!"

by Stewy Pidd October 2, 2007

Skeetoid

Most basic measurement of the output of skeet. The new science of Skeetology is centered around this brilliant coefficient upon which the enter branch derives.

Vignati's skeet is off the Skeetoid charts! Its over 9000 skeetoids per nanoskeet!

by Dr. Skeet LaSkeetersberger December 20, 2009

Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool

That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017

Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008