smeds

1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels

1.kid 1: i go to smeds.

kid 2: oh

kid 1:yeah

2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?

kid 2: i go to smeds

kid 1: oh

kid 2:yeah

by yepss June 12, 2009

SPEDGAR

what what you nickname someone named Edgar referencing that he is sped or retarded or just an idiot

Yo SPEDGAR can't solve that he is to sped

by BustinINyomum June 6, 2018

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Sleds

A pair of dress loafers typically worn by men and women financiers.

Wearing my lucky Gucci sleds to seal this M&A deal.

by LeveredUp February 1, 2018

sped

Updated definition: A term that combines the two words “special education”. It is typically used for oneself, or among friends as a joke, when they do something ridiculous or stupid.

Chloe Simone Bailey you are so sped.

by dumbfuckwhore May 2, 2020

specs

specifications; used to describe the details of a particular kind of machinary, building, or other item with precise information that differs from others in its area, often the hardware and software of a pc, like the processor, RAM, and os operating system.

"I need computer help."
Q: What are your specs?
A: p4 3GHZ, 1GB ram, winxp.

by runandwin July 13, 2005

smeds

A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.

"I've got the Saturday night smeds"

by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009