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spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.
guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:
by freakshow23 June 7, 2010
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spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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Santosing

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The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor, perfidious, deceitful, scam, grifter, carnival barker.
No one tolerate the constant SANTOSING of the speaker, so we all got up and left.
by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022
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Santosing

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The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor.
The speaker was doing so much Santosing, that none of us wanted to listen anymore so we got up and left.
by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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