Scar Spangled Banner 

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

Scar Spangled Banner by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

star spangled and mangled 

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

star spangled and mangled by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Star Spangled Boner 

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

Star Spangled Boner by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Star spangled banner 

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

Star spangled banner by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023

Cock Spangled Cankle 

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

Cock Spangled Cankle by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater 

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

Spaggled

The state of being so incredibly drunk that you cease to be able to say anything other than the word "spaggle". Considered the ultimate level of feeling buzzed.

"Mate. I got sooo fucking spaggled on the weekend."

"Fellas. Session tonight. Let's get absolutely spaggled."

Spaggled by socialelitist666 December 22, 2016