scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

Soregasm

When you hurt yourself, and your gasps of pain make it sound like you are having an orgasm.

God, Ross, I know you burned your finger, but you don't need to have a soregasm

by FGZstar November 21, 2010

Shorgasm

When you experience something so awesome it causes you to ejaculate and vent your bowls simultaneously.

Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!

Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.

by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009

shorgasm

The sensation created by just the right amount of wasabi with your sushi. Word origin: sushi + orgasm = shorgasm

"Oh yesssssssss! I just had a shorgasm with my last piece of sushi."

by graysocksgirl December 23, 2004

snorgasm

having an orgasm in your sleep

Last night i had had the greatest dream,I had a snorgasm that was beyonde belief.

by Christine A young January 16, 2004

smorgasm

an orgasm that leaves you wanting "some more"

The sex was great, but he left me with a smorgasm.

"So how was your orgasm?"..."It was more than an orgasm, it was a SMORGASM!!!"

by Ashlyn B. December 28, 2007

snorgasm

Boring and/or perfunctory sex.

"Sex last night with Bill was nothing to write home about. A total snorgasm."

by Stacy T. May 9, 2008