Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

soggy sadness

When you cook an oven baked frozen pizza in the microwave.

I spent Friday night enjoying some soggy sadness and beers.

by bobsicle September 09, 2019

Soggy Batcave

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".

Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy

by Greymoo June 07, 2013

Soggy Muppet

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

by Mr. Jim Henson December 11, 2008

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.

I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro

by Cambam92 April 27, 2015

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 26, 2010