Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

Softie

Daniel Howell. Literally just Daniel Howell

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 23, 2019

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Softish

Somewhat soft

He had a softish voice

by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020

sero sorting

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009

Softish

A penis that is not able to get hard, and is often small.

Girl 1:he was so softish
Gril 2: yeah you should find a new fuck buddy then

by Mrspineapple April 12, 2020