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sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.
Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.
by cynic October 26, 2003
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sarcastics

A proposed typeface style to indicate that the selected text should be read with a sarcastic tone or within a sarcastic context (i.e. Bold, Underline, Italics, Sarcastics).

Currently indicated by enclosing the sarcastic word or phrase between two "\" marks. See examples below.
Since my friends are so slow, I have to write everything in sarcastics, so they won't be hopelessly confused, or worse yet, misunderstand me:

1. NBC is the \greatest\ thing to ever happen to the NHL.
2. \I just love getting voicemail from my doctor telling me the test results were positive.\
3. \Marry me.\
by AwesomedOne April 20, 2010
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Sarcastic Like

A facebook term for when a person 'likes' a status, comment, page, etc when they know its about them.

Definition 2: OR also on facebook, someone that does something, then complains about people who do it.
Chick 1: Wow, what was up with her status the other day??
Chick 2: Ooh, I confronted her about something and she got pissed about it, so that was about me and I liked it. Haha.
Chick 1: Haha, now that's what I call a sarcastic like!

OR
Def 2:
Chick 1: Dude, did you see her status the other day about people talking shit?!
Chick 2: Ooh, yeaah! I laughed so hard. She's the one that starts shit, so I sarcasticly liked it. Haha.
Chick 1: Omg, metoo! Haha.
by Melmen April 14, 2011
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sarcasticle

sar-cas-ti-cle
A sarcastis, especially one contained within the human body.
A sensory structure capable of detecting even the most minute amounts of sarcasm in human speech.
Ouch my sarcasticles!

Sorry I didnt get that, my sarcasticles must be broken.
by DeadlyiCoN May 10, 2006
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sarcasticough

A coughing sound containing an audible word or words. Used to jokingly conceal an insult or to denote sarcasm.
A: This new operational paradigm will allow end-users to streamline their work process and achieve optimal throughput targets. We want you to work smarter, not harder!
B: *coughBOLLOCKScough*

A: ...I said "yeah, I picked up on the weekend" and he gave me this big sarcasticough like he didn't even believe me.
by Hamsterness May 16, 2006
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Sarcastic Likeage

The action commonly used on Facebook when someone "likes" a status that is not intended to be liked.
The following would appear on someones' wall as a status on the social networking site, Facebook:

Person 1: Just got home, I had a terrible day.
Person 2: *likes status*
Person 3: (Internal) Haha, thats some sarcastic likeage there.
by Great_nate7 February 6, 2010
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Sarcastic Foreplay

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.
I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.
by ringo2010 September 13, 2011
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