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Steering Wheel

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.
Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.
by PYSHINATOR January 4, 2020
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Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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soldering

baby welding, using smaller tools that get hot to merge two pieces of metal together
My mom made this ring from me, soldering two pieces of wire together.
by Ani09 June 25, 2010
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Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.
Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.
by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010
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lady sovereing

A dirty ass slut wet pussy mothafucker bitch from UK who tries to sing rap and have a restless addiction and atraccion for big black dicks.
Just another dirty bitch else.
Lady sovereing is my jump off!!!
by Lil Wess February 11, 2007
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Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls
Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!
by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011
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