Smegma

A nickname for anyone by the name of Megan.

Hey Smegma you dirty tramp, what are we going to do today?

by NO REALLY STOP PISSING ME OFF October 21, 2010

Smegma

skin and other shit found between the foreskin and shaft of the penis

EW, i have bare smegma bruh

by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015

Smegma

Another word for penis.

My smegma smells

by memekahonics January 30, 2021

Smegma

A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.

"Aw man! I got smegma all over my new shirt!"

by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010

Smegma

Something Mr.Ebner definitely love eating at night. Especially with his underage boyfriend.

Person 1: bro I got a very bad case of smegma
Mr.Ebner: ayo save that for me for later, you know I love smegma

by DigBickAddy May 29, 2019

Smegma

I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".

Don't worry he is a Smegma, he can't help but be ignorant, arrogant, and overbearing all at once. He was born like that.

Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.

by Ravalicious June 24, 2008

Smegma

a substitute for the filler use of the words “like” or “um”. Used to decrease reliance on filler words

“What was the name of that movie?”
“I think it was...smegma...Sicario 2”

by sjendieosneb April 18, 2020