Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

smartster

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.

Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.

by smartster March 3, 2015

Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.

I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.

by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

SmarterChild

A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.

Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.

by Trifecta Face Supporter April 12, 2006

Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.

Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...

by iQue el fuck! December 24, 2008

smarted

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008