SMS

Sharpen Minstrel Shooting

Where oneself sharpens a minstrel (a popular British chocolate) and inserts it down ones urethra and fires it out when they cum.

"I got so bored last night that i decided to try SMS"

by Lazarus Squatpump January 19, 2017

SMS

Shaking My Sombrero

1 : Bro even my 4g has shit connection tf
2 : SMS bro

by friedlemonslooklikeusedcondoms December 10, 2021

SMS

Single Mom Scene

Tom : How was that girl you went on a date?
Mike : SMS bro, no time for that.

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor October 24, 2019

sm

SM obviously has as the most prominent meaning sado masochism. But it can also be used by people to say 'single mother'

Guy: So do u have a bf?
Girl: No am a sm.
Guy: Oh, am sry 4 u.

by Jan-Lucas April 30, 2008

SM

An abbreviation for the instance "Scarlet Monastery", a dungeon in the game World of Warcraft. Usually used by player looking for people to group with. The instance is separated into four parts, the Library, the Armory, the Graveyard, and the Cathedral.

Hey, let's get a group and do SM!
LFG PST SM ARMORY!
Stupid noob, you are too much of a lowbie to do SM!

by silverarrow24 July 16, 2008

SM

Abbreviation for Saint Morning, a town in the online game Flyff.

Hey guys, come meet me at SM.

by Ashiya Mikuru August 30, 2007

Sms

Send My Shooters, Shoot Murder Swap

Drake Said In I’m Upset “SMS Triple X” Which Meant He Sent Shooters After X

by Iamcool28939;8585 July 15, 2018