Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.

I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's

by R birch January 28, 2017

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface October 31, 2023

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022