Jobby Stoppers

A special type of joggers/sweat pants, which have elasticated anklets, preventing the through fare of shit travelling down the trouser leg. Commonly worn by chavs.

"I was glad I was wearing jobby stoppers after eating all that indian food."

by IRISH&SCOTTISH January 12, 2009

mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.

by slick sal July 1, 2005

shoppers elbow

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.

Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!

by Ddd17 March 2, 2016

shoppercising

When you ask a friend to exercise, but they are too busy shopping.

Me: "We are taking a walk in the hood to get some exercise. Would you like to join us?"

Friend: "No, thanks. I'm out shopping."

Me: "Ok. Have fun shoppercising!"

by Ricky Bobby 07 December 29, 2016

Someday Shopper

A person who comes into a store regularly, and never buys anything.

Peter always been a someday shopper, he goes into the record store all the time and never buys anything, because he's always broke.

by Deviant Shade July 17, 2021

I Love Undertime Slopper

I Love Undertime Slopper!

Person: "I Love Undertime Slopper!"

Other Person: "Same!"

by 544PDE Gaming April 4, 2023

Load Stopper

The things you think about when trying not to blow your load when having sexual intercourse.

Damn i had to think about that beezy jessica when i was having sex with kelsey so i would last longer, she was a good load stopper.

by beeezy February 28, 2007