skid mark

an elongated stain in the rear of one's underwear caused by one of the following: 1)rubbing of the underwear on an insufficiently wiped anus after excrementing 2)expelling juicy farts (butt cheese) into the underwear over an extended period.

"I think my underwear has a skid mark from farting all day"

by Uncle Stinky May 7, 2004

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Skidder Ho

A woman from northern Maine who knows more about tractors than you local John Deer dealer. She was raised like a man, perfers flannel and work boots and is usally not attractive in any way.

While at mixers, Rick spotted some skidder hos and made for the door.

by JMainah January 23, 2009

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skid buffer

A old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.

Example 1:
Yeah, I wear two pairs of underwear. One as a skid buffer.

Example 2:
Randy: What's up, Mike?
Mike: I've got the shits today.
Randy: You better use a skid buffer.
Mike: Good call.

by toothdecay April 17, 2010

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skid-hopping

(verb) Holding onto the back or back bumper of a car or truck while it drives on a snow covered road. Often the person will squat down while being pulled. The person is essentially skiing horizontally on their shoes. Very very dangerous. Less common now that cars do not have separate rear bumpers.

During the snowfall my friends and I went out skid-hopping until the police came.

by larito January 27, 2011

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