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skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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The Skidmark stuff

The act of rubbing your woman's panties on your ass and stuffing them in her mouth while having sex so she will stop bitching about how your not as kinky as her bestfriends boyfriend.
Casey wouldn't stop bitching last nite so I gave her the Skidmark stuff!
by OmegaBlowmaga November 29, 2009
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skidmark panda

by bs brown May 3, 2010
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skidmark grand slam

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.
What happened to Joey?

He had to go home. He hit a skidmark grand slam.

Man, that sucks.
by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011
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olympic skidmarks

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics
I can see that you have olympic skidmarks
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.
"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"
by D4Bullz November 24, 2006
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A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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