Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.

'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'

by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009

Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020

Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Pro low sippa

A girl who gives amazing head

Man 1: "Celine gave you a blowjob?"
Man 2: "Yea it was dope. She's a total pro low sippa."

by theprowestlowsippa October 19, 2012

Simpathy

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.

Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.

by karvotex99 March 29, 2020

Simpable

Being a person someone would willingly simp over.

Andrew is a very simpable person

by J-coast March 13, 2020

Shopaholic

1)A person who enjoys, and may be addicted to shopping

Either for the thrill of, or gaining of the things that one is buying.

A slang term for oniomania, or compulsive shopping

2) Shopaholic (novels), a series of books written by Sophie Kinsella

Guy: How many bags have you got?

Girl: I'm a shopaholic...

by redhead rules December 2, 2009