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Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.
“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”
by daevbom October 27, 2025
mugGet the Hans Simymug.

SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.
do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI
by Buddah61 October 15, 2018
mugGet the SIMImug.

Simi G

Simi G sharted in the J block toilets
by Slutlander January 22, 2024
mugGet the Simi Gmug.

Simi

Simi is a fat tom boy who is in love with rohaan
Simi:OMG ROHAAN IS SO CUTE
Rohaan:"eating chocolate
by Dhevrhe October 24, 2023
mugGet the Simimug.

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