Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g January 8, 2008

shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

Get Shackled

'Get Schackled' is a slur used by the schackler/s to the shackled victim/s. It refers to the opposition getting so dominated that they cant say shit, move freely or do anything. It is especially used if an enemy team are stuck in thier base.

Blue team: "This teams WEAK!, they can't even get out of thier spawn!"

Blue team Pwner: "GET SHACKLED! bEETCHES!"

Red team: "We are SO getting shackled :("

by W.J November 3, 2010

Shrinkle

The action that happens to a man's balls when he enters a cold pool or it is cold outside.

Dude! You said the pool was heated. My balls totally just shrinkled.

by B Dyal February 7, 2008

Shankle

To shank someone in the ankle.

I was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. The killer walked right past her and she didn't move! Bitch should've shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.

by melafungus November 19, 2010