shmolighan

talia

hey shmolighan

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Shmoigle

A wooden bag of fruit that is only full of green fruits except from pears

Johnny happy birthday and here is your shmoigle

by Johnnyboi52 April 7, 2020

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!

Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020

shmobin

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

shmopin

A group of 3 or more ugly women usually chilling together thinking they are hot shit

Look at them, they are shmopin

by Omifiesta September 11, 2020