Shrexting

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

Screating

A mash up of scrounging and eating

Shes doesn't work she just sits on benefits screating all day

by Mattsc January 8, 2021

Shkating

Shitting on a skateboard

"Dude I just popped a lazy dog leg while Shkating"

by Johnstruktor August 4, 2021

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

Sheathing

The act of giving a handjob to an uncircumcised penis.

‘Mum caught me sheathing last night.’

by Yourdaddy01 October 30, 2018