shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015

shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.

"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."

by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

Slinker

That rich kid that always acts like he isn’t spoiled he a little bitch

Person 1 : you see slinker over there he just retire to bribe a girl to be his gf but he’s to ugly
Person 2 : he’s also horrible at conversations and always make horrible jokes and thinks he’s cool

by Cockandballtortureisgamer November 4, 2019

Shlanker

When a girl is a solid 3 on the hot scale

Dammmmmmnnnn thats a fuckin "Shlanker"

by Jboooby January 6, 2021