ShitduckMcFuck

1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.

2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else

3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation

4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs

5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.

1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"

2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"

3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"

4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."

5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"

by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017

Shitfuckface

Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike

fuck man i accidentaly walked in on sum shitfuckface in the action of eating out your dad!

by Alex Ek November 7, 2007

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

shitfuck

Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.

Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

shitfucker

a person who fuck's shit

you little shitfucker.

by occasum February 18, 2009

Shitfucker

Simple people to the extreme. Low educated. They are your rural lazy ignorant towns people. Most likely on Welfare, but not all. They do not improve on their lives, they just make them more difficult. They raise shitty families generation after generation. Shitfuckers absolutely love to make little things big. Getting pitbulls, jail, loud trucks, smoking, polluting etc. These people do not at ALL care about their health. Alcohol plays a HUGE part of their life. They make big deals out of the simplest things, and LOVE getting off on it. hence the name shit-fucker. They in essence fuck shit by doing that.

(Not literally I hope).

People who are getting sick of these people or make them sick, have shitfuckeritus a very troublesome illness.

Brian- "Shit man, gota get me some fish, but no bait!"

Ted- "Aah shit, just use your cigg butt."

Sam- "yuckk this town is full of shitfuckers!"

Olivia- "IKR, I think I have shitfuckeritus"

by shitfuckeritus January 2, 2011

shitfuckdamn

a common string of expletives. flows forth easily.

i missed my math test! SHITFUCKDAMN!

by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003