shetox

The same as hetox, except for a man who is remains in no contact with his ex for a period of time, usually at least 60 days.

Brian and Val keep breaking up and getting back together. He seriously needs to do a shetox.

by Kimber E October 7, 2007

Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill

Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020

Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

ShiTon

Combination of Shit and ton. As in a ton of shit. or large amount of something.

"Thats a ShiTon of stuff ya got there."

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Shitopia

A descriptive word to desribe something bad. Also meaning the oppostie of utopia. Utopias are good, shitopia is bad.

I just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete shitopia.

Stop dancing you look like shitopia.

I feel like shitopia.

You look like complete shitopia.

by Playa Playaaaaa December 2, 2009

Shitong

A person that is a dumbass or shit at something. The human representation of feces. Popularly used in Trinidad slang.

Did you see Goobert's grade on that test, what a shitong.

by TrinidadSlanguage April 1, 2019