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Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
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shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.
You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?
by stopthepants June 29, 2020
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shiddick

A term used to describe the state of a penis when it enters the anus during penetrative sex and when withdrawn has layers of feces on the head and/or shaft of the penis.
John: “I bummed Linda from the pub last night.”
Derek: “Oh yeah? How’d that go?”
John: “She gave me a shiddick.”
by Shiddick Steve July 9, 2021
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Shitkicker

A word used to describe someone who wears heavy Cowboy type boots. Also used to describe someone from the south who talks with a Twang in their voice.
(1)Look at the shitkickers that ol' boy has on.

(2)Devin: Hey Paul. I'll bet you $10, That guy driving that jacked up Ford 4x4 extended cab with the 40 inch mudboggers is a shitkicker.

Paul: You're not taking my money THAT easy Dev! The truck is covered in mud,Has Git-R-Done! wrote beneath the gun rack and a set of bumper nuts hanging from the trailer hitch. Of course he's a shitkicker!
by Troublesome '96 February 22, 2008
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shitkicker

1. a graduate of an agricultural school
2. having the attitude of a graduate of an agricultural school
Oklahoma State's shitkicker alums care more about OU getting beat than they do about their own team winning (feel free to replace with Texas A&M-UT respectively).
by izzythedog January 10, 2007
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Shitdicks

What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh July 5, 2010
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shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
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