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Shitamess

someone who goes out in public in mis-matched, dirty or wrinkled clothes and hair all messed up and does not care how many people are staring at them.
Daaaayum! I can't even believe she came out the house looking like a shitamess and going grocery shopping like that!
by TheBig80sBitch March 5, 2011
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Shitcation

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
by BroMike November 8, 2012
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Shitcall

The last call of the day, that usually ends up being a shit show and results in you being kept past your scheduled time off by an hour or more(usually a lot more). Usually always happens on a Friday. Or the last day of your scheduled rotation.
R: Hey buddy, you off yet?
J: Hell no, 10 minutes to 3 I got a shitcall. Not off till 6 now
by McRaab November 22, 2014
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Shitnami

Shit + Tsunami= Shitnami. An urgent, sudden, copious, and explosive emptying of bowel contents. Often happens after a night of draft beer, boiled eggs and/or White Castles.
"Oh, man, Jimmy, I had such a shitnami after downing all those draft beers and pickled eggs last night.
by elysian69 May 25, 2016
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Shitcan McGillicuddy

To be fired or dismissed or to be kicked off a Social Media platform.

The phrase originated on the Opie and Anthony show in an instance of conflict between the then Executive Producer Steve Carlesi and Producer Danny Ross. Also known as the D Ross suspension.
"Looks Like Twitter just gave me the Ol' Shitcan McGillicuddy"
by Big Scots Will August 29, 2022
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Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.
"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."
by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
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Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.
"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"
by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009
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