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shitblistering

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.
by meater October 6, 2003
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shitbas

Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for some reason, the phrase "shitbas" is used for describing something or an explanation of annoyance or displeasure.
Tom: "Man, i lost the car keys, way out there in the jungle"

Tim: "Argh Tom, you shit bastard, how could you do that?!"

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"Crap, my CD is broken!"

"Na, don't matter, it was shitbas anyway..."

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"Shitbas! Just hit my faffing head on the door!"
by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005
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Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.
Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!
by badboybecky September 18, 2009
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shitbitch

combination of "wordshit/word" and "wordbitch/word." used in any situation where wordfuck/word can also be used.
"You fucking shitbitch"
(after eating shit on a bike) "SHITBITCH!"
by rushe July 7, 2003
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Shitbish

An insult one can fire back at someone who thinks it's funny to insult other peoples mothers.

The use of 'shitbish' must be used in proper context for full effect, that is, many years after the original "your mum" comment was made.
Keith: Your mama's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
Al (1 second later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: Ask your mum.

Keith: Your mama's so fat her belt's the equator.
Al (3 years later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: :-O
by aluminium oxide November 13, 2011
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ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
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shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.
My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018
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