shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

Shisser

The toilet

Dude, wheres the shisser at???

by EKIM AZJAB October 25, 2009

shitster

A shitty sister. To be used in jest or maliciously.

What's up, ya shitster?

by Suzerain17 December 30, 2005

shitsaster

An absolute, moronic disaster.

The League of Nations was a shitsaster.

by Suvi Riversmouth May 16, 2011

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

Shwastery

A place in which you get "shwasted." Preferably from beer since part of the word is derived from brewery, a place of making beer. But other liquors are always invited.

Our apartment is formally named the Shwastery because we are often shwasted in it's presence.

by Copyright6232 February 26, 2011

shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013