man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...
by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014
Get the champagne shirleymug. Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?
Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's
Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's
Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010
Get the Laverne And Shirleymug. A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
by S21 May 25, 2009
Get the Shirley Templemug. An amazing friend, or partner if you're lucky enough. She's always there for you, and always encourages you through the toughest shit. Shirleys are pretty inside and outside, they're funny and smart. Shirley isn't the best at recognising when she has fans that want her and sometimes makes the wrong decision, but can always solve problems. So if you're in love with a Shirley, make sure you're clear, or you'll lose your chance!! Shirley's also have big 🍑 buns, and sexy curves. Shirley's are full of surprises, and have amazing personalities.
Enjoy your Shirley!! ;)
by jane appleseed my ass November 27, 2018
Get the Shirleymug. by RADDEST October 30, 2008
Get the Sarah Shirleymug. The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".
"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006
Get the Dirty Shirleymug. 
Get the SHIRLEYmug.