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Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!
by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009
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Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.
Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.
by JpodNi February 6, 2020
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shark

by ereeeygeyrgwyrgfec March 7, 2019
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pussy shark

Someone who snakes women from their friends, either girlfriends or women they are trying to get with, and puts it in them.
Matt is such a pussy shark, he sleeps with every meat curtain I bring to the house.
by King ThunderPants March 2, 2008
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security shark

A shark that secures the neighbor's house in the first alpha of Hello Neighbor. First coined by MatPat, it is now an inside joke to all viewers of the livestream.
Beware his jaws of justice. SECURITY SHARK!!!
by Security Shark fam March 20, 2017
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raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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