shitmidget

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

shemima

Strapping knives to your dicks and knife fighting. Works best when you are flaccid because you can helicopter with a fucking knife on your dick.

Dude wanna play shemima?
Sure bro how do you play shemima?
*stabs him in the gut with his knife-dick*
Shit dude thats sick!

by Doabarrelroll February 25, 2014

Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.

You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'

by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012

Shemi

A "Shemi" or "Shemied" is a trick used in football. The aim is to kick, roll, dribble, throw, or push the ball between an opponent's legs. Similar to the more commonly known Nutmeg but derived from the "Shemi" kebab which is famed for its large presence of ground Nutmeg.

Player one just Shemied the ball between his legs and ran through to score a goal.

OMG he just Shemied him

"Suarez could Shemi a mermaid."

by dryhandsman July 26, 2018

sherminator

One who possesses the stunning good looks of Dan Veltri and will utimately get with countless hot women.

Dan Veltri is the new and improved sherminator, who first appeared in the movie, "American Pie."

by BigDV March 9, 2003

Shemming

The act of stacking soft furnishings (eg cushions) on top of each other.

Richard spent most of the day shemming the cushions on the sofa. When he had finished he said "Right that's shemmed".

by Killdare October 17, 2008

Shitmixed

To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.

- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."

by Canadian party man February 27, 2017