she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.

I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

Shedding

The act of locking a friend or foe in a shed, generally for a laugh.

Liam: Oi Alex remember when we shedded Connor?
Alex: Oh Yeah, that was shedding, what a prick.

by roachicorn September 10, 2011

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

shading

wearing sunglasses indoors

"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"

by klert October 3, 2015

Shading

Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life

Girl 1: Have you got a boyfriend?
Girl 2: Umm...I don't know
Girl 1: you are Shading aren't ya?

by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017

sheaing it

A rich spoiled asshole.

Dude Mike Shea is an ass.

by DT_21 April 23, 2004

window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.

You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.

by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017