grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.

She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.

by o milinhos July 6, 2008

Shwing

A noise that a man makes when a fine woman walks by, usually meaning a sort of erection. This will sometimes be accompanied by a pelvic thrust.

*three fine women walk by
Shwing, shwing, shwing

by Judas Sucks January 16, 2005

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

Selfie shaming

To mock or make fun of an individual or group, usually girls, for taking a selfie. Selfie shaming can discourage people from taking selfies.

Selfie shaming a group of girls;

Random guy: "selfieeee! Haha!!"
Girl: "we just got selfie shamed..."

by kimmiec33 June 12, 2014

Social Distance Shaming

to publicly humiliate someone for not following CDC guidelines regarding social distancing during the coronavirus outbreak

Joanne felt she was a victim of social distance shaming the moment she stepped off the plane from Wuhan China.

by #squid March 23, 2020

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.

No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!

by sounds80s July 19, 2014