sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra December 14, 2012

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file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")

Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.

by SSTY March 28, 2017

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Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

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slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

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