Shrapnel Dropkick

The act of farting small bits of poop left over from a long bathroom break all over the face or chest of someone from a point-blank range. This is achieved by first barely wiping one's butt after pooping, then, when one wants to get revenge, puts their butt extremely close to the face or chest of the victim and farts as hard as he or she can.

Dude 1: "Have you heard of the new revenge/fetish meme?"

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1: "It's called the shrapnel dropkick. Look it up on UrbanDictionary."

by Lupo Borracio November 2, 2010

shrapnel

Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.

Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.

by littlewing64 April 2, 2009

Shrapnel

Similar to hooking up with a granande or landmine girl. The term shrapnel refers to distracting a child of a MILF, so your friend can hook up.

Damn that girl is hot, too bad she has her kid with her. No problem I will take the shrapnel to the park so you can "hit it".

by TSBreezy August 16, 2010

shrapnelsteve

shrapnel steve stands for a person of a custard bus appearence and retardedness as a well known no it all have done everything better than you type person. who also like to eat beef curtains. and dates a trailor whale

i have done that shut up shrapnelsteve

by jason bradley February 22, 2009

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

zit shrapnel

The pus,cellular debris and cyst custard you find splattered all over a teenager's bathroom mirror from popping pimples.

Our son's bathroom mirror is discusting.There is so much zit shrapnel,it no longer reflects light.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

shrapnel

When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl

Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl

by Vincent Pinckard May 20, 2008