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Sexercise

That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.
"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"
by vivsnake May 7, 2022
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Sexercise

Getting your daily workout through a good pleasurable cardio pumping 45+ minutes of intercourse
I hate sweating. So the only excercise you'll ever catch me doing is my sexercises. I don't mind sweat with my sex. So I Sexercise at

the very least 4x a week.
by MamaBam July 27, 2022
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Sexercise

I would like to lose a few calories through a few rounds of sexercise.
by Mvela Golden October 17, 2022
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sexercise

to have sex in order to exercise with another
I met up with my partner to do our daily sexercise.
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Sexcercise

Excercise, only with sex.
Friend: you should get some excercise you're out of shape
Me: naw fam it's cool I sexcercise with your sister every day
by Benjafo March 2, 2017
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sexercism

A more mercenary form of the bounce back relationship. For those specifically seeking validation that the bedroom problems were not on their side, see the colloquial Bounce-Black.
1) "🎶 I'm gonna fuck that man right out of my underwear"

2) "What is Shaina doing hanging out with Chad? Dude's a total pickup artist."

"Yeah, but after two years of ABC with Parker I guess she's looking for some thot-affirmation. Chad's a douche but supposedly he pays his way in the sack."
"Sounds like a Bounce-Black."

"You think? Chad posted some bragpics on MorningAfter and she knows Parker reads that shit."

3) "Jesus, I was complimented when Chris propositioned me for a sexercism but it was like half a dozen guys, hooded robes, a fucking pentacle, and I had to memorize these Gregorian chants!"

"Old-school."
by Paul Pinecone September 25, 2022
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Sewercide

I just committed sewercide, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet
by Purpstar615 March 4, 2023
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