Bubble Session

The amount of time that a person leaves an object lodged in their urethra when they are Bubbling.

"I'm starting my first 48 hour Bubble Session today!"

by SkippyJohnJones June 26, 2019

roasting session

When you roast on different people at a time

Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.

by BRUH kc September 17, 2015

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

by John Lindley January 6, 2008

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

by Agatster February 14, 2009

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.

Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.

by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009

session beer

A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.

A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.

by OregonBeerMan July 12, 2006