serious

Intense; hardcore.

"Things are gettin' serious up in here."

"I made some serious cash last night."

by **** you March 18, 2003

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

sergio wentz

a franklin square dwelling creature who resembles an uber spanish version of the fall out boy bassist Peter Wentz. Often found carrying a guitar, skateboarding or making out with an ashlee simpson look-alike.

I was walking down hempstead turnpike and spotted a SERGIO WENTZ on his skateboard!

by Amy and Kelly May 23, 2008

Dirty Sergio

Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.

Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.

by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020

Why so serious?

A quote from the Joker in The Dark Knight, turned in to an internet fad/meme. Usually used on angry, emotional people who tend to go overboard or not understand jokes.

Man: God wtf!!! I hate the world, I want it to burn!
TDK fan: Why so serious?

Troll Topic Creator: Guess what!? I like watching gay men and humping my couch!
Foolish Poster: Wow wtf!? You are fucking messed up man, get some therapy.
Troll Topic Creator: lol, why so serious!?

by ryanxwonbin August 19, 2008

seritonin

Brain chemical that makes you feel good, happy, etc.etc. So if something makes you happy you can say it increases your seritonin.

"I like Kenny he increases my seritonin."
"This outfit increases my seritonin."

by Stephanie Archambault March 24, 2008

serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008