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5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.
5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce
by Ash5soAsh March 29, 2019
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30 Seconds To Mars

The most kickass amazing band to ever happen EVER. Contains sexy singer/guitarist Jared Leto, cute guitarist Tomislav "Tomo" Milicevic, and super orgasmic drummer Shannon Leto. They're mind blowing.
OMG! 30 SECONDS TO MARS IS SO AMAZING, MIND BLOWING, ORGASMIC, AND AWESOME!
by Warr; January 24, 2010
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Sloppy Seconds

It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.

It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.
I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.

I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!
by Ecoshite November 14, 2007
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Ploppy Seconds

It's when you poop right after someone in the same bathroom where they just pooped.
"Oh man I got to take a poop"
"I just went, you may want to wait"
"No worries, I'll just get ploppy seconds"
by The Great Jackal March 1, 2009
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2 seconds

From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
Tim "Argh, get this thing off me!"
John "2 seconds," (pulls out camera) "say cheese!"
by LucySkyDiamond April 24, 2005
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sloppy seconds

Alas, this word has now leaked into general usage and people are taking it to mean 'ill-fitting hand-me-downs'.

Get the truth out. It does actually having sex with a woman who has just had (obviously unproteced) sex with another man for the simple joy of sliding about in his juices mixed with hers.
Hey, you shag 'er first man, I fancy a bit of sloppy seconds tonight.
by Raversaur February 9, 2005
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5 seconds of fury

The five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. It usually consists of closing the porn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to cum. Not a good feeling.
Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 August 11, 2008
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